Going GaGa

It’s official. Lady Gaga is coming to India! The fame-monster has gotten quite infamous because of her outlandish appearances. There’s a lot more to the fancy costumes and flashy make-up. Prakriti Sharma lists down some bizarre interpretations and rumours about Lady Gaga and her music.

Apparently, GaGa is:

Satan’s wife

Out of the many interpretations of the song Alejandro, one suggests that Gaga is after all, the Devil in disguise. Swallowing rosary beads, wearing Satan’s inverted cross, sporting high cheek bones and shoulders; all these seem to suggest that she is the Wife of Satan. Don’t believe it? Check out the pictures splattered all over the World Wide Web.

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Fake

A video of the 18-year old Gaga (then known by her original name Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta) shows her at the piano, singing in a positively girly voice. Very un-Gaga, right? The grapevine has it that she now lip-syncs songs that are actually sung by someone else, in her name. Ever wondered that it could be because she was just a girl then? After all, she’s a Lady now.


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A member of the Illuminati

The concept of the Illuminati, a secret conspiratorial society, became famous after the release of Dan Brown’s The Da Vinci Code. Lady Gaga has been spotted flashing the Eye-of-the-Illuminati on several occasions in her music videos. But then again, Beyonce has been spotted doing the eye gesture as well. Does that mean she’s the enlightened-seer too?

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Occult

Lady Gaga sporting gazelle horns also created a lot of controversy about her belief in the occultsciences. Apparently, she is possessed by Baphomet – the horned idol of Western occultism. Really now rumor-mongers, you’ll can do better than that!

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A hermaphrodite

Gaga went on record to proudly declare her intersexuality. She said,

“It’s not something that I’m ashamed of, but it just isn’t something I go around telling everyone. Yes. I have both male and female genitalia, but I consider myself a female. It’s just a little bit of a penis and it really doesn’t interfere much with my life.”

Her management promptly denied it all. Honestly, we don’t know who or what to believe.

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Consider Gaga’s bad romance with rumors a little overrated? Still love her music? Excited about her debut concert in India? If you answered these with a prompt ‘yes’, check these music stores in your city to stash her work…

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